the lakewood manor players

Andy Rooney did another “here’s a bunch of sh*t collecting dust in my office” piece last week. This time it was old letters from friends which were flashed on screen too fast to read unless you paused. I paused. The two best were from Barbara Walters which reads (in drunken chicken scratch handwriting) “I never returned the diamonds, I have been living with them for years” and from Ted Kennedy “Water, yes- but thank god no pea soup.” I love you, Andy Rooney, you weird old coot.