March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
Mubarak walks like an Egyptian.
Mubarak said in one of his final speeches as President “I never wanted to become a dictator.” Is it even possible to become a dictator without wanting it? It’s not like tending bar, you don’t just fall into it. Really the essential requirement to becoming a dictator is wanting more than anyone around you. Just because you don’t declare it as a major in college or...
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
“January 17th, 1992… Vinnie believed in curses. Phil believed he was...”
– Excerpt from the Personal Journal of Doogie Howser, MD
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
Three reasons why I loved "Ninja Strike Force" →
1) The ninjas. Many of whom are white. All of whom have headbands that say “Ninja”.
2) The cover of the movie/poster. It includes five images. Three of which aren’t ninjas and don’t actually take place in the movie.
3) The fact that half the movie was filmed in Japan in the 1970’s and the other half was filmed in California in the 1980’s.
July 2010
3 posts
“Goodbye skateboards and belts! Hello Rollerblades!”
June 2010
4 posts
May 2010
9 posts
Our first fan mail.
“Dear Lakewood Manor Players,
Thank you for the unsolicited (autographed) photo and stickers. I followed the instructions to the website and found your videos very amusing. My boyfriend really liked the portable mustache card. Anyway, here is my ‘fan’ letter back to you. I hope I’m not the first or only to reply and no, I don’t think less of you for asking me to...
Why homeless people play the saxophone.
The United States in the 1980’s was a vastly different place, burgeoning economic prosperity and an increased focus on drug prevention and domestic warfare created the perfect mix of tension and liberty to allow the saxophone to break loose. Like a wild horse running free, the saxophone was soon tamed just enough to give the people a taste of its passion and beauty without compromising its...
Lost Generation- a video palindrome. →
LMP gracefully withdraws "Censorship" from...
“Dear Marion Sours of Wit’s End Productions,
We’re at our WIT’S END over here! Get it? Probably not. I’m sorry you don’t like the final cut but changing the ending is not really your call. If you don’t want it in the festival that’s fine. You decide what videos get into the festival not what changes you’d like to see made to match your...
April 2010
9 posts
10 tags
WatchEveryone says Steve has issues. I suppose this doesn’t prove otherwise.
A chubby asian boy in a tux AND he sings like... →
Starting at about 1:10 he sings “I Will Always Love You”, starting about 2:21 you will cry.
LMP Estate Sale parody fronts actual estate sale... →
March 2010
6 posts
11 tags
The voicemail that could have changed lives but...
The Greatest Movie Trailer of All Time. →
How to turn your home into a Manor. →
February 2010
5 posts
Bobsledder reacts to wreck totally inappropriately... →
Let's celebrate what the internet is really here... →
1 tag
What in the world IS that?
Anyone know what this is? It looks so small and squishy. Like a human fucked some jell-o and that thang came out of it. Then it slithered back into its placenta or something and put on some eyeliner. Does it have tits or 2 massive chest-eye-balls?
January 2010
7 posts
Ever wanted to see a chubby kid rap? Today is your... →
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The classiest wine ever ... on ice. →